These Shot Glasses make great gifts for those approaching the other side of the hill. Cheers to 40 Years Shot Glass. Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Why not make the story a little easier on everybody by pouring a few shots and starting some new conversation. Maybe a Shot of Tequila? Shot of Vodka? Shot of Whiskey? Whatever your poison is, put it into this “Cheers to 40 Years” Shot Glass and throw it back!
Here are some funny 40th Birthday Jokes to keep you entertained as well… Enjoy
- I’ll be 40 soon, and I was going to title my party- “Nearer to Death than Birth”!
It’s got a nice ring to it ,don’t you think ?
- You know what they say about life beginning at 40?
Well, they’re lying!
- Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy.
- Use your ailing health to blackmail your children into doing all your gardening and housework.
- Avoid the company of young people they are a sad reminder of your long lost youth.
And here are a few more… a little more on the dirty side for you REAL 40 year olds…
- A recent survey showed that at the age of twenty 90% of men have sex four times a week and that by the time they reach 40 they are still capable of telling the same pathetic lie.
- The only way to relieve the frustration of being fourty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.
- At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths –your abilities and your failings.
- He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.
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